my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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