I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
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I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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