I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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