Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
