I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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