they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
she woke up with a sticky ear
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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