entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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