there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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