I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
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Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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