Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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