We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
