just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
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i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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