I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Randomize
