No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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