Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
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what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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