Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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