Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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