I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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