he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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