Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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