Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
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