I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
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I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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