Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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