I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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