like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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