Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
someone owes me an orgasm
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
We're too hungover to prance.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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