Pregnant stripper...not hot.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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