I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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