420 ftw
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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