Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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