you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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