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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I woke up under a house in Key West
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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