Buhtt sex?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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