a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
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Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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