Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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