Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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