you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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