You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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