The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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