garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Alive.
So much puke
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Randomize