You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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