wrigley field is MILF paradise
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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