i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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