Kiss
Puke
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
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Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
And then he peed in my hair
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