so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
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ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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