so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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