why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
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My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm both gender and math confused
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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