My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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