I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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