Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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