Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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