it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
