Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
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just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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