i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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